May 12, 2009
An Open Letter to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Thank you so much for releasing Roxana Saberi this week. I know that it must be very hard for you to do this, seeing as you don’t really honor womanhood in your country. But I have a suggestion for you. In order to save face, we’ll send you Carrie Prejean (Miss California) as a trade.
Sure, Roxana was an alleged enemy of the state, but Carrie is against opposite marriage, just like you! She can be your new cover girl for your insane policing and killing of Gays in Iran. Of course, you’ll have to do something about her naked pictures, but I think that as soon as she is photographed at an execution of an Iranian homosexual, the country will forgive any indescretions she may have done in her past.
Oh sure you’ll have to work out that whole Christian/Muslim issue, but Carrie is sooooooo understanding about other people and their beliefs that this really shouldn’t be an issue and I am certain you two will be BFFs in no time.
So how about it Mahmoud?
fanTASTIC idea!
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